
On this trip the subject of airplane crashes, one which I tend to dislike engaging in when I am flying, was brought up by my neighbor and so at one point I felt obliged to ask him, "If this plane were going down right now, what would you do?"
"Have sex with anything that moved," was his answer, (although his language put it a bit more coarsely than that as I seem to recall him dropping the f-bomb) and then he inquired, "Why, what would you do?"
I looked at him and replied, "I would keep perfectly still."
"Have sex with anything that moved," was his answer, (although his language put it a bit more coarsely than that as I seem to recall him dropping the f-bomb) and then he inquired, "Why, what would you do?"
I looked at him and replied, "I would keep perfectly still."
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I bet that made him sit still for a moment.
Not really anon. He was one of these larger than life characters and his listening skills were not that finely honed, if you know what I mean.
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