MOTW: Lonely Manager

A melancholy figure, this manager has no friends, no acquaintances, not even people who claim Lonely Manager owes them money. This manager eats lunch alone and at meetings the seats around him/her are always empty. How he/she survived the interview process and was promoted is a mystery to all. Lonely Manager is thinking of taking up smoking just to see if by chance he/she can rub elbows with others in the communal smoking area.