Monday, April 27, 2009

MOTW: Stealth Manager

As the title suggests, this manager’s clothes are made from the same material as the successful technology used by the United States Air Force in their revolutionary fighter and bomber. Proof of this lies in Stealth Manager’s ability to sidle up unseen and unheard and surprise you doing something inappropriate. Example: You are surfing the Web on company time on Monday to check football scores from the previous day on NFL.com. You turn around. Stealth Manager has miraculously appeared and is looking over your shoulder. The conversation goes like this.

Stealth Manager. “What are you doing X?”

X. “Um, just doing research for a coaching presentation I have to make later today to Senior Management. Boy, those NFL coaches sure have some innovative leadership techniques to get their teams ready on game day.”

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